The Seal Press Gang

I have wanted to visit New Quay in Wales ever since I saw a SuperSeal for sale there. (Explanation from Narnia: the SuperSeal was an early incarnation of what became the range of boats that is now Parkers and Seals, they changed the name to Parker but kept the seal logo, all v confusing). I had never heard of the place, assumed it was the one in Cornwal spelled wrong, but no, there is a New Quay in West Wales and there were pictures of a SuperSeal sitting on a beach in what appeared to be a totally open bay. It was sold before I worked out how to get to New Quay from London (I suspect one of the attractactions of the place is that you can’t) but my interest was piqued at such a strange harbour. A few years later we watched Ruth Jones’ ‘Who do you think you are?’ and she went there to see where her great great grandfather the sea captain lived and it looked absolutlely picture postcard gorgeous.

Now I’ve been, and it is, and I went in my own boat (not the SuperSeal, which came from even further away in North Wales), and I anchored off the tiny harbour which is really just half a wall around a beach and pulled the keel up and ate my lunch and enjoyed the spectacle of observing (and listening to) the happy sound of bank holidaymakers enjoying a warm afternoon. I’d read up on New Quay and knew that you could only stay here in winds from the south as it is so exposed, and amazingly that was what was promised overnight – getting up to about Force 4 so that should be OK as long as I was close enough in. So as the tide receded, and people started walking rather than paddling around the boat, I jumped into the dinghy and rowed ashore (they were walking up to their waists and screaming and giggling with the cold) with the happy expectation of a large ice cream, a stroll around the lovely village and a helping of Wales’ finest fish and chips (according to many sources). But before that I had to see the SuperSeals on the beach – I had counted six of them, including their sister ship the Parker 27, more than I had seen at any one sailing club, lined up on the beach like giant Hobie Cats. And after my recent social experiences I knew that if I didn’t go and say hello I would be considered rude and, well, a Londoner.

So I walked to the nearest and found a group of jolly sailors standing around it. “Hello,” I said, “I’ve got a boat like yours, she’s anchored over there.” “Yes,” they said, “we saw you. We’ve all got boats like yours except Frank* here, but he’s got two called Blue Moon. Now take this rope and go over there and help us pull this mast up.”

Now on the South Coast you put the mast up on a boat like this by paying lots of money to a man with a crane. But in New Quay you get your friends around, wait for a hapless bloke to wander by and get him to pull on a long piece of rope while someone else pokes the other end with a big stick and everyone shouts very cheerfully and the mast waves around terrifyingly and suddenly it’s up. Like this:

The press gang in action. A Swedish guy came by and offered to help so I asked him to photograph it. “We don’t do it like this in Sweden” he said. “And we keep our boats in marinas and moorings, not on the beach”

It was all very jolly and made the turning up in the right boat thing all the more fun. Then I looked at the weather forecast – the advertised Force 4 had just been upgraded to a Force 6. I floated the notion past my new friends that New Quay might not be the best place to be in a F6 from any direction unless your boat was right up the beach tied onto some big chains. They agreed.

So it was with a very heavy heart that I walked past Wales’ best fish and chips (second best, my locals informed me) to their recommended ice cream parlour where I spent the price of fish and chips in Kentish Town on a double Milky Bar Mash-up with Crunchie topping and went back to the boat, deflated the dinghy and hightailed it for Aberystwyth two hours away where there is a secure marina that laughs at F6 from any direction.

The Mash-up obscured the view of the prettiest ‘harbour’ in Wales
A fleet of Parkers and Seals pretending they are beach boats
Another cost-saving novelty: rather than buliding a floating pontoon for the tripper boats they have one on wheels which a bloke in a tractor moves up and down with the tide
One last picture of New Quay. At least I got to go there if only for a few hours, and at least I didn’t end up hating it because I’d spent the night being bashed onto the beach

*Frank may not have been his name. I was still a bit too flabbergasted at the press-ganging to be paying attention. They were all lovely people so they won’t mind.



7 responses to “The Seal Press Gang”

  1. Morfa Nefyn on the Llyn peninsula is lovely, specifically the Ty Coch Inn. Not sure how seal friendly it is.

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    1. Very much on the list. Porth Dinllaen the bay is called and I was planning to go there later this week but the wind is in the wrong direction. We stayed nearby one New Year when the boys were small and walked across the beach towards the remote hamlet with the pub, saying how amazingly remote and cut-off it was and how we were enjoying being so far from London. Some people were packing their bags into their car (they’d been staying at the pub or the B&B). “Hello Charlie, hello George” they said. They were from down the road in Gospel Oak, and one of them was in Charlie’s class.

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      1. I’ve only been once, walked at low tide. Didn’t meet anyone I knew, but never forgotten how beautiful the bay was. Hope the wind changes direction.

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  2. Really enjoying your updates Peter. You are certainly getting the most out of your lifting keel. Happy Sailing.

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  3. Great read, come back again some time and try the chips.

    You would have been fine to stay until the wind was from the north.

    Ps that mobile pier thing cost just as much as a pontoon but we got a tractor to play with.

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    1. Grrr – would have been good to stay but it did blow 30 knots in the night and chuck it down with rain in the morning, and it was nice to lie in bed listening to it knowing I didn’t have to put oilies on and sail to Aberystwyth. Mind you, I paid a high price for that luxury! I’ll definitely be back to New Quay, a highlight of the trip so far. Perhaps not by boat next time…

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  4. Dear Peter, I was alerted to your blog while enjoying a free night on the Beaulieu River en route to the association’s 50th anniversary rally. After reading the first few lines of your blog I was hooked. I love your writing style! I felt like turning around and heading out to try to catch you up and share your adventure.

    Your free thinking, wild imagination and perfect grammar make your blog a real treat to read. Thank you for entertaining me, and others, with your accidental blog. Your reading for not writing a blog make complete sense to me. As I write, I’ve only read your first blog entry. I’m looking forward to catching up and making a nightly check-in.

    If I may offer a valuable piece of advice for your cruise it is to seek out gelato shops wherever you may be. After a lifetime of ice cream loving, I made the switch and have never looked back. Bon voyage!

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